Thanks to Jezebel’s weekly summation of the tabloids, I’ve concluded this:
Ashton is virile, sexy, powerful, hot.
Demi is old, emotionally unstable, unattractive, sexless.
That’s the bottom line, eh? Thanks, tabloids. Thank you for constantly perpetuating this underlying need for women to satisfy a man in order to reach success and happiness. Thanks for gifting men with the power of control and sex. Thank you for saying in pretty words and demeaning pictures that women aren’t enough and we constantly need fixing, updating, improvement and diets.
If you need more proof, here are some links to the archives of Jezebel’s weekly feature:
Perez Hilton covers it all as well!